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This week’s question

After the ingenious question of last week, I somewhat find myself devoid of creative thought. Result of a long week I guess. This week, I simply invite you into my humble abode for dinner and ask you the question of the evening. Who is going to have the last roast potato?

Pick your answer from the following:

Karen
William
Jamie
One of the cats
Nobody as it fell on the floor
You're going to come round and steal it

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You've found the EastBayRag vote page. Here, you get the opportunity to let us know what you think. Each week, we will have votes on important issues. Well, probably not important issues, more like trivial things that come to mind on a Sunday morning after a belly full of beer from a Saturday night.

This week's current vote is shown above. After the votes are in, EBR will provide in depth analysis of the results so you can find out if you are running with the crowd or if you're out there on your own. You never know, you may even learn something, but that's highly unlikely. Analysis of last week's vote is shown below. If you want to see historic votes, checkout the vote archives.

Oh! And the cool thing before I forget, the graphs update as you vote ...... Wow! And what's more, the colors are allocated randomly, so each time you refresh the page, you will see different colors on the graphs. (F5 is normally the shortcut key to refresh, but may depend on your browser.) Go on .... try it.

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Analysis of Last Week's Vote

The following question was presented:

You're in your office or at home and someone comes in to meet you. Which of the following is the last thing you want to hear after they shake your hand?

Results:

Your toilet paper's useless - my finger went right through it was the clear winner with 67% of the votes selected from the following:

  • This cold is really bad (17%)
  • I've been gutting fish all day (17%)
  • I had my hand in there up to my elbows as I helped Daisy give birth (0%)
  • Thbrrrrrt [noise of person farting] (0%)
  • I just finished squeezing the puss out of my zits (0%)
  • Here ... smell my fingers (0%)
  • Your toilet paper's useless - my finger went right through it (67%)

Analysis:

There's nothing worse than having your finger go through the toilet paper is there? Don't pretend it hasn't happened to you. I know you've tried to put it out of your mind. That you've tried very hard to forget looking at your hand and seeing that brown nugget on the end of your finger. Frantically grabbing a wad of toilet paper to get it off, then washing your hands with half a bar of soap to make sure there's no trace left and hoping that nobody can tell that you just wiped your arse with your finger.

There's nothing worse than having your finger go through the toilet paper ... or so you thought until now. Until I've just pointed out that worse than your finger going through the toilet paper is someone else doing this and then shaking your hand. Did they abide by the same rules of sanitation and wash their hands with half a bar of soap? You'll never know ....

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