If you work really, really hard at school ....
.... we'll let you work really, really hard at work
Up The Irons!
Dynamo ZG
Incest - fun for all the family
Support the beautification of levees
Plant tulips on a dyke!
What do you call a goldmine that can't go to the toilet?
A bottomless pit!
Mickey walks into a divorce lawyer's office
Divorce lawyer says you can't divorce your wife just cus she's crazy
Mickey replies I didn't say she was crazy ....
....I said she was fucking Goofey!
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
This way when you criticize him,
you're a mile away and have his shoes.
There was a you lady called Sue
who wanted to go for a poo .......
so she did !!
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot
and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on
the roof and gets stuck.
Ken sent me.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was nice and red
The reason for this color was an axe was in its head.
Save Trees
Eat a beaver!
Once a King, alwasy a King ....
.... but once a knight is enough!