The following question was presented:
We're going to follow the zombie theme for another week. I'll probably be bored after that. What do you think you'd seek out most in a zombie apocalypse?
Results:
Pornography was the clear winner with 29% of the votes selected from the following:
- Food (0%)
- Water (0%)
- Shelter (14%)
- Companionship (0%)
- Weapons (14%)
- Medical Supplies (14%)
- Transportation (14%)
- Clothes (0%)
- Toilet (14%)
- Pornography (29%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
Yes, pornography is obviously the most important thing you're going to need in a zombie apocalypse. No need to worry about trivial things like water, food and shelter ... straight to the most important thing and that's how to maintain a boner. The only unusual thing is that pornography is not what I voted for. I can't actually remember what I selected, probably weapons on account of the fact that if you have weapons you can steal other people's pornography.