This week’s question
Well, the last night of Zaphod with his cone, he cuddled up next to me in bed and every time he moved, I got twatted in the face with the cone. After removing the cone he's been non stop cleaning himself. He cuddled up next to me in bed and started licking his arse which woke me up with the slurping noise. Would your rather be awoken with a cone to the face or the noise of an arse being licked?
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How the Votes Have Been Cast
You've found the EastBayRag vote page. Here, you get the opportunity to let us know what you think. Each week, we will have votes on important issues. Well, probably not important issues, more like trivial things that come to mind on a Sunday morning after a belly full of beer from a Saturday night.
This week's current vote is shown above. After the votes are in, EBR will provide in depth analysis of the results so you can find out if you are running with the crowd or if you're out there on your own. You never know, you may even learn something, but that's highly unlikely. Analysis of last week's vote is shown below. If you want to see historic votes, checkout the vote archives.
Oh! And the cool thing before I forget, the graphs update as you vote ...... Wow! And what's more, the colors are allocated randomly, so each time you refresh the page, you will see different colors on the graphs. (F5 is normally the shortcut key to refresh, but may depend on your browser.) Go on .... try it.
Analysis of Last Week's Vote
The following question was presented:
This week sees the start of the 2026 Formula 1 season and boy did they need fast cars to escape the Middle East. Closer to home, I take my cat to get his stitches removed on Tuesday and I'm hoping that means his cone of shame will be removed. He's not been able to clean himself with the cone on. I've been living with him in my bedroom for two weeks and I decided not to clean myself either (we'll, this month's bath time is not until next week). He's had his litter box in one corner and I've had one in the other. I'm guessing it smells quite bad, but I think we've gotten used to it. Who do you think is the stinkiest between Zaphod and myself?
Results:
Rag was the clear winner with 100% of the votes selected from the following:
- Zaphod (0%)
- Rag (100%)
Analysis:
Yes, it's me isn't it. Well, it's definitely me now as Zaphod's had his collar removed, he's cleaning himself now.