The following question was presented:
I'm getting a little worried for the universe as things seem to be being left a little late. When will I get my super powers so I can fulfill my destiny?
Results:
2 days (with Prime) was the clear winner with 50% of the votes selected from the following:
- 2 days (with Prime) (50%)
- 5-8 days (free shipping) (25%)
- Next Month (25%)
- Before end of the year (0%)
- Next Year (0%)
- Within 10 years (0%)
- Never (0%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
This was indeed a trick question as I obviously already have my super powers. No need to wait for any delivery. My super powers include the ability to put on weight without trying, turn my hair grey and to expel large quantities of gas from my bottom while making a trumpeting noise. The latter of these super powers appears to be set to automatic these days which can make for some nervous moments.