The following question was presented:
William come home this week for Christmas break. He’ll get back around 4am on Thursday. I will be snuggled up in bed with Zaphod, but he scrabbles up as soon as he hears the key in the door. Last time (at Thanksgiving) he was on the duvet, but curled up in my groin area. When William came in he scrabbled at my willy. What part of my body will Zaphod scrabble on when William comes home this week?
Results:
Stomach was the clear winner with 23% of the votes selected from the following:
- Arm (8%)
- Back (15%)
- Face (8%)
- Leg (15%)
- Neck (8%)
- Stomach (23%)
- Willy (8%)
- Nothing (15%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
Very boringly it was nothing. Oddly he hadn't come to bed when William came home. It was like he was waiting up for him as he was in the lounge by the front door. I still woke up, just not with a cat thumping my willy.