The following question was presented:
Well, the last night of Zaphod with his cone, he cuddled up next to me in bed and every time he moved, I got twatted in the face with the cone. After removing the cone he's been non stop cleaning himself. He cuddled up next to me in bed and started licking his arse which woke me up with the slurping noise. Would your rather be awoken with a cone to the face or the noise of an arse being licked?
Results:
Cone Face was the clear winner with 100% of the votes selected from the following:
- Cone Face (100%)
- Arse Lick Noise (0%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
You say you'd rather take a cone to the face than listen to the slurping sounds of a cat licking its arse, but you've never taken a cone to the face have you? It's really quite annoying when every time the cat stirs you get boinked. Interestingly enough, he was sleeping tight to me with his cone on - presumably because he felt vulnerable and wanted protecting. Now his cone is off, he's gone back to sleeping where he wants to - sometimes with me, sometimes elsewhere in the house.