The following question was presented:
Are the rumors of a secret wedding true?
Results:
Yes was the clear winner with 80% of the votes selected from the following:
- Yes (80%)
- No (20%)
Graphic of Results:
Pre-Result Discussion
I can exclusively reveal that the rumours are true. Due to falling popularity and loss of their Netflix deal, Harry and Megan have agreed to form a Throuple with our web host Rag. Details of the ceremony are still under wraps, but it is believed to coincide with this summer's football world cup and will take place in California where this sort of thing is acceptable.
Analysis:
Yes. But not in the way Mr O or Scoopy McScoopface as he's calling himself now suggests. Paul and Louisa are tying the knot.
They may have actually done it. I only heard via the grapevine and my invite must have got lost in the mail. Or they didn't put enough postage on it to get across the pond. Regardless, I'm completely unaware of the details other than they got engaged and are going or had a wedding.
03:50:53
31st March 2026