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(Created on 10th May 2026)

Vote #969

The following question was presented:

Alright, I've asked this question already to a subset of folks, but first a little background. I had a rather invasive test done on my willy this week and somehow it came up in conversation that I have a bum doctor and a willy doctor. If you had to choose, would you rather be my bum doctor or my willy doctor?

Results:

Willy doctor was the clear winner with 75% of the votes selected from the following:

Bum doctor (25%)
Willy doctor (75%)

Graphic of Results:

Pre-Result Discussion

Alan Brope
00:19:42
11th May 2026

We all know Rag's bum is a WMD and has been declared an international disaster zone, whereas his willy is so insignificant that it bears no threat to the human race, so an easy choice to make.

Analysis:

One of those questions where there is no good choice for an answer. I'm not sure my bum is a WMD, but I do agree is an international disaster zone and, for that reason, I agree with the vote outcome that willy doctor is the safer of the two options. However unpleasant that may be. One other thing that does occur to me is that neither of the real life doctors in these roles is paid enough.