Travelers' Tips
(Posted 16:36:37 on 23rd June 2011 by Rag)
I've been traveling round the country staying in a different hotel more or less every day. Last night I got in from Dinner, took the elevator up to my floor and stood there staring as I couldn't remember which room I was in. I'm actually quite impressed I remembered the floor. Anyway I thought there must be some top tips to learn from this traveling and I thought ... ah yes, there's a good one from that morning that resulted in a nasty mishap. Today's traveler's tip is:
Don't leave you hemorrhoid cream next to your toothbrush at night.
On the positive side, I did have minty fresh farts all day long.
